I need a new conspiracy!

I have been thinking... I know. Anyway, I know for a fact that aliens exist and they walk secretly among us and feed off of our psychic energies, which is why we have deja vu. I am more than certain that vaccines given to us by the government as children have tracking devices and mind altering chemicals in them. The Rothchild's, Getty's, Rockefeller's, and the queen are leaders of an economic syndicate that control all of the world's economies to keep us enslaved. And yes, I have accepted the fact that Jesus probably was married and his progeny became the Merovingian Kings who ruled France for centuries only to have the remaining sole survivor be a young female pacifist. I get all of it. But I have got to tell you... I really need something new. I want a brand new conspiracy! No 2012 does not count. It is very much the opposite of "new". Hello, freakin' Mayan calendar! Old news. I am going to have to invent something new... any ideas?

What a day...

Y'know many things in life are certain. Most are not... (a moment to ponder this deeply...this is important for the rest of this story). The problem with things that are not certain is that they are often seen as a bad thing. New stuff is scary. Think about the unexpected in life. You never expect to get hit by a car... and then you do. It sucks I imagine. I can't say, I have not experienced it. It would be very unexpected. And yet think about the great things in life... winning the lottery! Some people actually see this happening. They buy tickets like they expect it and are ticked when they do not. Weird. I am going to start expecting the unexpected. ...and visa versa.