sleep...

Is it really possible to get enough? Why was I not consulted on this shift from an agrarian society???

...y'know THAT guy.

Y'know that guy who always seems to have something to say and it is always about how what he did that weekend was only slightly cooler than what you did? And when he ate at that one restaurant is tasted just slightly better. And the first time he went fishing he caught a fish just a little bit bigger and it fought just a little bit harder.

Yeah... that guy is a prick.